“Pussy?”
“Remind me again what all of this is.”
“The event of the weekend, apparently, Puss. In all of America, this is the place to be.”
“Tout le monde.”
“So I was informed.”
“Has America always been this dreary?”
“Yes.”
“And hairy?”
“That’s recent, I believe.”
“Plus ça change.”
“Mm.”
…
“Muff?”
“Puss?”
“When is the drop?”
“The drop?”
“Yes.”
“No drop. I believe they have peaks.”
“You seem to know so much about these mongrels and their little jingles.”
“I had taken a “Deadhead” as a lover during my time in Goa; he fell from a tree and died.”
“You do such interesting things.”
“Tout le monde.”
…
“Oh, look: the little gnomes in the back are banging on things.”
“Animalistic.”
“Mm.”
“Brutal.”
“Mmm.”
“Muff?”
“Puss?”
“Slumming?”
“You have such interesting thoughts.”
“Let’s find some illiterate beardmonsters.”
“God save the Queen.”
“And her distant cousins.”
“Them especially, yes.”
ok so again I’m seeing a picture of two blond chicks conversing did u mean to put that in there??????????????? wth??????????????????
Did you read the conversation?
yes
Oh, now I see. These girls are the intended photo. The first photo I see is a deep dream sequence shot of Soldier Field at night.
What the fuck, computer??????
What?? Wait: that’s weird. I just threw that picture into my library and was gonna use it later
I can still see it when I’m looking at your page on reader, not your actual site. It won’t go away… I figured that you weren’t going to use it yet, but still, that’s really weird. Please don’t save any pr0n photos. I don’t want to see those.
That is weird and creepy. You should not look because there is an astonishing amount of porn and i made most of it and some of it is food porn
I’m sorry, did you just say you MADE MOST OF THAT PORN???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/436748404279230464/IiV7TuFw.jpeg
I do small-batch, locally sourced, artisanal porn
Ah, yes, and so do I.
NO U DONT
sure I do
how do you think I bought myself Phish tickets
hONESTLY
what do you even do for a living other than leech off your parents’ 401k
hey, someone’s got to leech off them
yes
15 year olds like me
not pornographers
ALSO
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THIS STUFF TO ME ONLINE????????? I KNOW THAT I HAVE ESTABLISHED MYSELF AS NOT THE AVERAGE TEENAGER BUT HOW CAN U KISS UR MOTHER(‘S 401k) WITH YOUR FOUL MOUTH
Also, it’s above the title, if that makes a difference. I wonder if that sort of thing is happening to other peoples’ blogs.
are you on your cellular telephone?
I am not in fact on my cellular telephone. I’m using my computer to work. Earlier today your page (and any pages, for that matter) wouldn’t load on my phone. All the comments and everything fall into place faster on mobile.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qEamOL73phY/maxresdefault.jpg
You need to be put on a leash. Spencer. What the fucking fuck. I am so satisfied yet so confused.
Hee hee hee gnomes banging on things
I Google gnomes playing drums, this popped up.
you are 12 years old
http://monsterhuntermoviereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/KAreChallenged3.jpg
https://youtu.be/xjmjtOnDyYs
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11107724_868847626489705_3119870280085571527_n.jpg?oh=381e6541d4258e18510a1407c2461e6b&oe=5612F29E
FUCKING THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
JUST THANK YOU. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/90/6f/20/906f20fea5588c5a5f6a656e0020f14c.jpg
i did not see anyone there who looked like that. that is disturbing.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vQvcpgju16U/maxresdefault.jpg the bespectacled guy in front of the women reminds me of Jerry Missing, who played the fat kid on Freaks and Geeks. He is now known as “M’Lady” guy.
the two women — not the gnomes.
They’re with the band. Billy, I think.
Promising to the sharp sword all the glittering prizes,
The cars, the hotels, the service, the boisterous bed,
Then power to silence outrage with a testament,
The widow’s tears forgotten,
The fatherless unheard.
Wrote Auden in “Oxford,” thinking of Birkenhead. We live in an even more vulgar timeTotD. Only amusement — and maybe a little acid — can soothe us now. Thanks for doing the good work.
Aw, shucks.