Ways of lunging, in rank of social acceptability:

  1. Violently.
  2. Suddenly
  3. Without any warning whatsoever.
  4. Out of nowhere.
  5. With a machete in your hand.
  6. With Jesus by your side.
  7. With your pants around your ankles.
  8. At a child.
  9. At children.
  10. Racistly.