If the Girl Scouts sold these damn cookies all year, I’d be Garcia’s size.
January 27, 2015 at 10:25 pm
What Girl Scout could possibly make it to your house in this weather?
January 27, 2015 at 10:27 pm
What weather? It’s 70 degrees.
January 27, 2015 at 10:28 pm
I lied. It’s 57 degrees. I am thinking quite seriously about putting my heater on.
January 27, 2015 at 10:48 pm
No shit? I thought you were a Jersey boy. It’s 63 here and I’m shivering.
January 27, 2015 at 10:51 pm
63? You down here in Florida?
January 28, 2015 at 12:07 am
Nah, I’m out west in the Promised Land. Since when are you living in Florida?
January 28, 2015 at 12:10 am
Three years? Four?
January 28, 2015 at 12:20 am
No way, dude. I was totally under the impression that you were still back east. What brought you to a place like Florida?
January 28, 2015 at 12:24 am
A job. I play Goofy at Disney World.
January 28, 2015 at 12:25 am
Pix or it didn’t happen
January 28, 2015 at 10:15 am
January 28, 2015 at 10:56 am
No shway bro?! Alright, I half believe you.
January 29, 2015 at 1:46 am
Psychiatrist: So how long do you think Minnie has been crazy?
Mickey: I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was fuckin’ Goofy.
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