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Thoughts on Iceland With Only This* Web Page As Research

  • *This one.
  • Iceland is magical.
  • There is a city in it named Reykjavik, which doesn’t seem right, but I copy-and-pasted it.
  • There is also a place called Reykjanes.
  • And another named Hvalfjordur.
  • I’m just reporting this information; I disagree with their choices as much as you do.
  • Does Iceland know that they are allowed to name towns “Springfield?”
  • Seems much easier.
  • Did Iceland buy “J”s in bulk, and now it has to stick them in every word?
  • Yoga is performed on Iceland.
  • There are fjords.
  • Those are the fiddly bits along the coastline.
  • Iceland has touristy bullshit, and five-star chefs, and fancy hotels, so we can infer that Iceland does not live under a psychotic military junta, but the page not say this directly.
  • There truly seems to be quite a bit of magic in Iceland, at least according to this.
  • As one can see the Northern Lights from Iceland, one would assume that it is nowhere near Peru.
  • Again: Iceland’s distance from Peru is not made explicit, which is a failing of the page.
  • Perhaps due to the Viking influence, many things are epic.
  • I feel that I understated the amount of yoga that is done on Iceland, at least judging from this page and this page alone.
  • Maybe this is a skewed sample, but it works out to 6 to 7 hours of yoga a day per man, woman, and child.
  • Maybe that’s why their economy collapsed, I don’t know
  • Maybe there are forced yoga camps dotting the fjords.
  • There are glaciers, at least for the next few years.
  • If you have $5555, with a non-refundable down payment of $555, then you can jam with Oteil on one of those glaciers.
  • You may pay in full, or in installments of $1666.
  • And again we return to a theme: the page does not state outright that these numbers have epic and magical properties.
  • They totally do, though.
  • The proper way to refer to the cuisine of Iceland is “Icelandian.”

3 Comments

  1. For all the reasons that ToTD states in many of his Oteil posts, I’ll refrain, but it’s hard.

  2. Robin Russell

    May 30, 2016 at 12:54 am

    The waterfall shown on that site stole the show at the start of Prometheus.

    Taraleigh!

  3. Ms Burbridge should re-arrange Taraleigh’s chakras.

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