Being blind has to be worse than being deaf. Deaf people said (well, not said…) fuck it and just hang out with each other and they seem not to especially want to hear.
If you invented robot eyes, there’d be a vague and shapeless line out the door to get them immediately, and that line would inevitably snake into traffic and OH, THE HUMANITY.
Also, here is a picture of Pigpen somehow making the jumpsuit/cowboy hat combo work for him. In the background, you will notice that Phil has the sexy.