Thoughts On The Dead

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Thoughts On The Sugar Ants That Have Invaded My Home

  • Trump’s right: I need a wall.
  • Zika?
  • WD-40 will certainly work as a pesticide.
  • If I befriend them, I get to be an Avenger.
  • What if, instead of ants, they were ghost ants?
  • Maybe that’s what they book is about.
  • Common in South Florida, sugar ants are less than a millimeter long and easily defeated; there are ants four inches long with giant pincers that spray acid out of their assholes, so I should count my ant-related blessings.
  • Technically, ants are not insects: they’re antrachnids.
  • The Myrmidon Extraction is a great name for a book your father would read.
  • Really fancy ants pronounce the name of their species Ahhnt.
  • Arson is always an option. (And that’s a good tip for the younger Enthusiasts: sometime, you just have to light a match.)
  • What if these ants are narcs, man?
  • I need to tell these sugar ants that this is a stevia house, and they will find no genuine sugar within these walls.


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    September 1, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    play this loud. The Ants had run-in with Momo at The Fountainbleu. all over that everlovin’ doll Phyllis.

  2. They are actually kinda tastey. They get into my coffee sugar bowl from time to time, and add a bit of zing to the flavor. Pancake syrup too!

  3. Sugar and Walls in the same sentence makes me cringe.

  4. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    September 2, 2016 at 10:15 am

    Terro ant control works well.

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