Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Made a new friend. Do you know the Olsen Twins?”
That’s so wrong.
“I had always thought there were two of them. And that they were tiny girls.”
That’s Bob Saget, Bobby.
“Dr. Joffe from the film Critical Condition?”
Get off IMDB, man.
“Whoever he is, he’s great. Lotta dirty jokes.”
He’s got a ton. Very funny guy.
“Knows a lot about TV, too. Been talking to him about the Amazon show.”
Oh, does that still exist?
“Oh, yeah. But now I got a lot of new ideas after talking to Rob.”
No, his…forget it. What are the new ideas?
“He’s telling me that he had a lot of success with a sitcom about a bunch of mismatched people in one of those Victorians that San Francisco’s known for.”
Please don’t call it–
“We’re gonna call it Gratefull House.”
“Gonna be fun. Plus when we run out of ideas in the seventh or eighth season, we can add Josh Meyers as Cousin Oliver.”
This is not a great idea.
Who’s writing it?
“Literally anyone on the planet other than you.”