I am posting these pics under formal protest against this nap that simply will not take. Did I not lay down all sleepy-shluffy? Were there not David Attenborough-narrated nature documentaries on the Netflix?
I blame Peter Shapiro.
Let’s see what’s going on around the Dead’s world:
“Jeff Chimenti: do not do that. They can’t handle your power. Bobby can’t even stand.”
“Power’s gotta come out, man.”
“You look like a drag queen’s Emmylou Harris routine.”
“Fuck off, Bruce.”
“How’d you get up there?”
“No idea. Listen: can I have some real drumsticks?”
“Out of the question. You realize how much embossing Stealies on all those mallets and brushes was?”
“I guess. Can I bring every drum ever made?”
“Oh, sure, definitely.”
John Mayer is most often referred to as a douchebag; Andy Cohen has never been called this because douchebags are for vaginas and Andy Cohen is most assuredly not for vaginas.