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To The Dead, We Owe Only Truth

If those two men were alive to read the papers today, they’d be sweating their asses off. Because–and let’s not let their talent cloud our eyes–both of them were worse in every way than almost all of the men that have gotten in trouble the past few weeks. No one’s masculinity was more toxic than these two fuckheads. Ah, well. Better dead than in the Problem Attic.

(It’s tough to secure a berth in the Problem Attic posthumously. Ty Cobb did, due to that hack sportswriter’s pack of lies about him; Jimmy Saville, too, but there were plenty of rumors about him before he kicked off.)

AND

That guy on the right is fucking killing it.

7 Comments

  1. NoThoughtsOnDead

    You’re right. And… I have to wonder if the most-toxic thing either of them did matches up to a District Attorney like Roy Moore hitting on a child whose mom was at the Courthouse for a divorce proceeding. That’s pretty low, even among rapists. That’s why you used that phrase “almost all.”

  2. Tor Haxson

    All I want is the truth, just gimme some truth.

    Joey Ramone did a decent cover of that.

    • Barry Shawnstein

      That was billy idol and generation x.

  3. Tor Haxson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-e4aD0lNOk

    Did not know about the Gen X cover.

  4. 21st Century Dead

    At least they didn’t sing songs about little schoolgirls or girls of just 14, that would be hard to defend…

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    Winston O. & Miles are totally ignoring Andre’s story. that sucks.

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