Hey, Garcia. Whatcha–
“I’m gonna beat somebody’s ass with this fake cow.”
–doing? I think this is a Photoshop, buddy.
“The Photo Shop? The place in Little Aleppo that takes boudoir shots of the timid and plump?”
No. No, that sounds terrible.
“Me and Mountain Girl went there once. Got all dressed up as cowboys and indians, and then we humped while a guy took pictures.”
It truly sounds terrible.
“Still have a go at myself looking at those pics, y’know?”
There’s not enough ewww’s in the world for that knowledge, which is now permanently lodged in my brain.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4hk1nLCMAAJbsH.jpg:large
Don’t click that link if you don’t want to add a visual depiction the photo shop event. You can’t unsee it.