Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Today, You Become A Yoinker

What the hell are you wearing?

“Ah, man. Caught my shirt on a nail backstage. Ripped all the way up the back. Looked like a backwards vest, right?”

Don’t tell me you–

“Merch Yoink.”

–you did a Merch Yoink? Garcia! You never yoink merch.

“Well, you know: before we sell the shirts, they do actually belong to us, man.”

True.

“Mickey called it my bar mitzvah.”

He must have been proud. They didn’t have a black one?

“Turns out we don’t sell any black tee-shirts. If I was in Sabbath, it wouldn’t have been a problem.”

Also true.

5 Comments

  1. PaulCHebert

    This is been up for how many days, and not a single “Jerry in Red, Trouble Ahead” joke?

  2. Tor Haxson

    We need more of those rhyming slogans…

    How about..

    “The show is in danger, when it starts with Feel Like a Stranger”

  3. Tor Haxson

    “You will be illin if they play any more dylan”

  4. Tor Haxson

    The Jams are in Shambles, Bobby’s not wearing sandals

  5. Herodotus the hamster

    Jerry phil’s weired. How about you?

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