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Garcia’s beard hated Bobby’s beard from the time it was 5 o’clock shadow. If the beards got less than five feet from one another, they would hiss and spit and pop their claws; one time Mickey’s mustache got in between them and had to be taken to the vet.

After just one tour, Bobby made a tough decision, grabbed a razor and sent his beard off to live at a farm, where it runs and plays with other beards and is best friends with a pair of muttonchops.