Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Top American Feminists (According To Forbes)

  • Seth Meyers.
  • Josh Meyers.
  • Bob Weinstein. (Comparatively.)
  • Al Franken. (Sometimes.)
  • Eli Manning.
  • Tony Danza. (He did housework!)
  • Chef Boyardee.
  • LeBron James.
  • Kevin James.
  • Jim James.
  • Jesse James. (Not the dead, cool one; the shitty Nazi that we have all forgiven Sandra Bullock for dating.)
  • A dismembered penis laying on a sidewalk.
  • Three urinal cakes in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head.
  • Inky, Blinky, and Pinky. (Not Clyde. Clyde’s a rapist.)
  • Milton Berle’s corpse in a dress.
  • Random male WNBA ref.


  1. What’s funny, of course, is that Josh Meyers is actually Seth’s brother.

    Also, if there’s a penis is on the sidewalk by itself, isn’t it its former owner who’s dismembered?

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