Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Topics That Will Not Be Discussed At Tonight’s Presidential Debate

  • How popular pegging has become.
  • The HBO series Girls.
  • Whether B.F. Skinner’s research still has any relevance in today’s fMRI-reliant social sciences.
  • Best way to get to LAX from West Hollywood. (Clinton says Crescent Heights, Trump says the 10.)
  • Designated hitter rule.
  • L. Ron Hubbard’s science-fiction writing.
  • How great an actor Jeffrey Tambor is.
  • John Mayer’s new jewelry line.
  • The hurricane and subsequent flood that destroyed Galveston, Texas, in 1906 will almost certainly not be mentioned, but they should; it’s fascinating.
  • Best EVAR Mississippi Half-Step.
  • Best EVAR Sugaree.
  • It is safe to assume that no Grateful Dead songs will be discussed at all, let alone placed in proper context and ranked.
  • Which NFL defensive scheme was better: 46 or Tampa Two?
  • Why couldn’t they have come up with a name for the planet other than “Uranus?
  • Would you have sex with the Philly Phanatic if you knew there was an incredibly hot person in the suit?

4 Comments

  1. I think I need some Yage as the bud isn’t working good enough and I need to get off of this debate cloud bigly. New York DJ personality Charlemagne Tha God probably summed it up best few minutes ago on twitter:

    “Donald Trump basically said “Look until you niggas stop killing each other you will be racially profiled if I become president!”

  2. Tampa Two was an evolutionary reaction to the development of the Walsh style West Coast offense, and the WC offense was effective against the then-dominant 46, so these things are sequential, not directly comparable, maaaaaaaan

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    September 27, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    waterbears?

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