Even if you get laid tonight, this will still be the best minute and thirty-four seconds you spend today. It will certainly be the bendiest:
HOW GOOD WAS THAT?
Also: Roy Head.
roy headtreat her right
November 15, 2015 at 11:23 pm
That was awesome AND I got laid.
On my bed. I am sleepy
November 15, 2015 at 11:24 pm
YOU FOOLED ME I WAS FOOLED
November 15, 2015 at 11:35 pm
*sunglasses face emoji*
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