Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Trixie And The Wolf

TG and The Wolf

“I bid $420, man.”


“Hey, man.”

What are you doing here?

“Is this not The Price is Right, man?”


“I still wanna bid $420, man.”

Stop that. Trixie is not a spokesmodel and Wolf is not a Chevy Cruze with California emissions.

“Was it the grey hair, man?”


“That caused The Price Is Right producers to not hire Trixie to be a spokesmodel, man?”

Trixie Garcia never auditioned to be a spokesmodel for a game show.

“She should, man. Look how she’s holding the guitar: she’s a natural, man.”

You’re not wrong.

“Plus, I feel like spaying or neutering my pets, man.”

Get out.

“See ya, man.”

Call first next time.


  1. Does he smell like he sounds?
    Is he lost and then found?
    Is he hungry like ………sorry.

  2. My feelings are confusing.
    What a pretty lady.
    That’s Jerry’s daughter, man!

  3. This really is a beautiful photo. I don’t think Wolf has looked more at home in recent days than in her hands. They should really sell this as a poster at the upcoming Symphonic Celebrations.

    In other news….

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    April 29, 2016 at 11:42 am

    i see a GD-related Mark Goodson Bill Todman production in the works

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