Whatcha up to?
“Brainstorming over here. How about I slam Benjy’s hands in a convection oven?”
“Yeah, I guess. How about I put some C4 in one of those steamers you rent at the supermarket?”
“What if Mickey and me shove broomsticks up our ass and reverse-joust with each other for a half-hour?”
Fishman’s vacuum thing?
“I don’t get it, but the kids seem to love it.”
They’re on drugs.
“So are our fans.”
“Does he put his dick in it?”
“But he’s fucked that vacuum, right?”
Oh, yeah. No doubt in my mind.
“I’ve fucked worse.”
“Okay, I never fucked any appliances. You got me there.”
I think you should just be yourself, Billy.
“You’re probably right. Worked out this far, huh?”
“I’m still gonna slam Benjy’s hands in a convection oven.”
He deserves it, I’m sure.
“You have no idea.”