Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Truck, In

billy willy truckHey, Billy.

“Ass. Yo.”

Whatcha up to?

“Brainstorming over here. How about I slam Benjy’s hands in a convection oven?”


“Yeah, I guess. How about I put some C4 in one of those steamers you rent at the supermarket?”


“What if Mickey and me shove broomsticks up our ass and reverse-joust with each other for a half-hour?”

Fishman’s vacuum thing?

“I don’t get it, but the kids seem to love it.”

They’re on drugs.

“So are our fans.”


“Does he put his dick in it?”

Not onstage.

“But he’s fucked that vacuum, right?”

Oh, yeah. No doubt in my mind.

“I’ve fucked worse.”

Such as?

“Okay, I never fucked any appliances. You got me there.”

I think you should just be yourself, Billy.

“You’re probably right. Worked out this far, huh?”

Sure has.

“I’m still gonna slam Benjy’s hands in a convection oven.”

He deserves it, I’m sure.

“You have no idea.”


  1. They name his truck willie?

  2. Who’s Benjy. Killing me I can’t figure it out.

    Sent from my iPhone. Please forgive brevity and typos.


  3. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    August 23, 2015 at 11:07 pm

    Appliance f***ing, eh? Vacuums? Hmmm

  4. Well, I already forgave you. Can you forgive yourself?

  5. Better shape up, Spencer.

    kidding, friend. You’re my fave.

  6. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    August 24, 2015 at 12:14 am

    Technically this is before Sy. NSFA(nything)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.