Please watch this. Tears are streaming down my face; it is the most perfect piece of comedy ever executed. It is two minutes of humanity in all its glory. Trust me on this one.
If you wondered what they were saying, you’re in luck: TotD studied Russian at the Cordon Bleu and can help.
TRANSLATED FROM THE RUSSIAN
“Quiet, babushka. Russian fire department is on scene. Cat is safe.
“Please don’t fuck everything up.”
“Nyet, nyet. Is under control.”
“Window was counter-revolutionary, anyway.”
“You’re a shithead.”
“Babushka, shut your mouth. I am rescuing cat from tree.”
“You’re fucking everything up.”
“Nyet, nyet. I have idea.”
“Has good grip, cat.”
“Babushka! By the eyebrows of Stalin, be quiet! Now bring me hatchet.”
“Cat is out of tree.”
“You fucked everything up, you shithead.”
“We catch cat for you, babushka. Ivan! Go get tank!”