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True Outside-The-Box Thinking

Please watch this. Tears are streaming down my face; it is the most perfect piece of comedy ever executed. It is two minutes of humanity in all its glory. Trust me on this one.

If you wondered what they were saying, you’re in luck: TotD studied Russian at the Cordon Bleu and can help.

TRANSLATED FROM THE RUSSIAN

“Quiet, babushka. Russian fire department is on scene. Cat is safe.

“Please don’t fuck everything up.”

“Nyet, nyet. Is under control.”

KRSSH

“Window was counter-revolutionary, anyway.”

“You’re a shithead.”

“Babushka, shut your mouth. I am rescuing cat from tree.”

“You’re fucking everything up.”

“Nyet, nyet. I have idea.”

SHWEEEEEEE

WOBBLEWOBBLEWOBBLE

“Has good grip, cat.”

“Shithead.”

“Babushka! By the eyebrows of Stalin, be quiet! Now bring me hatchet.”

CHOP

CHOP

CHOP

KUH-SHWACKALACKASHWAZZ

“Meow-ski!”

“Cat is out of tree.”

“You fucked everything up, you shithead.”

“We catch cat for you, babushka. Ivan! Go get tank!”

3 Comments

  1. …what a country.

  2. Oh yes You Canadians can still laugh at other countries.

    Must be nice.

    Here in the USA, we used to laugh.. but that was before. Now it is special time, now we don’t talk so loud, now we don’t seem so proud.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    May 22, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    ♫rah rah Catsputin, Lover of the Russian Scene, they threw some TP out on the branch…..♫

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