Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Trump Scout™ Merit Badges

  • Pussy Grabbing.
  • Fire Starting. (Fire Extinguishing badge currently unavailable.)
  • Bankrupting.
  • Plan Announcing.
  • White Guy Hiring.
  • Obfuscating.
  • Obfuscating (Advanced).
  • Dog Whistling.
  • Tweeting.
  • Being Very, Very Smart And Strong.
  • Nazi Sympathizing.
  • Hair Styling.
  • Golfing.
  • The Cyber.
  • Russian Language Skills.

9 Comments

  1. basic crime (advanced badge unavailable)

  2. Nepotism
    Tanning
    Gaslighting.

  3. Birthering

  4. Nauseating (but like a verb, not an adjective).
    Infuriating (same comment).

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    July 25, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Yellow Wings?

  6. Lying.
    Cheating.
    Treason. (Too soon?)

  7. SmokingLeather

    July 26, 2017 at 3:08 am

    Wait what?
    Is “conspiring” still available?

  8. Luther Von Baconson

    July 26, 2017 at 11:45 am

    fred & barney rolling in their graves

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