Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Trump Scout™ Merit Badges

  • Pussy Grabbing.
  • Fire Starting. (Fire Extinguishing badge currently unavailable.)
  • Bankrupting.
  • Plan Announcing.
  • White Guy Hiring.
  • Obfuscating.
  • Obfuscating (Advanced).
  • Dog Whistling.
  • Tweeting.
  • Being Very, Very Smart And Strong.
  • Nazi Sympathizing.
  • Hair Styling.
  • Golfing.
  • The Cyber.
  • Russian Language Skills.

9 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    basic crime (advanced badge unavailable)

  2. ReadingDoonesbury

    Nepotism
    Tanning
    Gaslighting.

  3. Diggy

    Birthering

  4. RI Tom

    Nauseating (but like a verb, not an adjective).
    Infuriating (same comment).

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    Yellow Wings?

  6. Clucker

    Lying.
    Cheating.
    Treason. (Too soon?)

  7. SmokingLeather

    Wait what?
    Is “conspiring” still available?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Shockingly, yes. “Colluding,” too.

  8. Luther Von Baconson

    fred & barney rolling in their graves

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVZ4dDdlFec

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