The Shining Cooped up in an isolated and most likely haunted house, an angry and mediocre man goes insane while getting nothing done. When the cable goes out, he murders Reince Preibus and freezes to death in the walk-in where they keep his chocolate ice cream.
Cujo But starring Marla Maples and Tiffany; the dog ends up with mixed emotions about the two, but still eats them both. The car is a Tesla now.
Carrie An emotional, temperamental child is given a power she cannot control, and ends up killing everyone when they make fun of her.
(Holy shit. We’re in Carrie. We’re not in 1984 or It Can’t Happen Here or any of the other cautionary tales. We’re in Carrie, and he’s Carrie. I would have preferred not to have made this connection. No one throw pig’s blood on Donald Trump.)
The Tommyknockers A burly man holds Trump down and tommyknocks the shit out of him for 600 pages. Then there’s a giant spider at the end.
The Green Mile Innocent black man gets executed. Steve Bannon called it the feel-good film of the year.
It We all covfefe down here.
I had to.