Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Trumped-Up Stephen King

The Shining Cooped up in an isolated and most likely haunted house, an angry and mediocre man goes insane while getting nothing done. When the cable goes out, he murders Reince Preibus and freezes to death in the walk-in where they keep his chocolate ice cream.

Cujo But starring Marla Maples and Tiffany; the dog ends up with mixed emotions about the two, but still eats them both. The car is a Tesla now.

Carrie An emotional, temperamental child is given a power she cannot control, and ends up killing everyone when they make fun of her.

(Holy shit. We’re in Carrie. We’re not in 1984 or It Can’t Happen Here or any of the other cautionary tales. We’re in Carrie, and he’s Carrie. I would have preferred not to have made this connection. No one throw pig’s blood on Donald Trump.)

The Tommyknockers A burly man holds Trump down and tommyknocks the shit out of him for 600 pages. Then there’s a giant spider at the end.

The Green Mile Innocent black man gets executed. Steve Bannon called it the feel-good film of the year.

It We all covfefe down here.

Really?

I had to.

Just terrible.

2 Comments

  1. The good ole “Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement (COVFEFE)” Act. Way to go Quigley!!

  2. I will be at the Pittsburgh shows tomorrow if anyone from the self-aware-comment section is there please say Hi. I will have a tiny red hat on, I am 6’3″ tall so not quite Bill Walton or James Comey but above average height. Also, bald head ridiculous silver mutton chops. I will be in the pit.

    Note to St4ve, your DreadHead documentary was great, but what about us Mutton Choppers ? Don’t we deserve a documentary? Aren’t we a subgroup? Just sayin..

    Looking at the weather chart it will be too hot for t-shirt and too hot for anything not 100 percent cotton. So I will be in some seersucker, light button down, or something like Bobby would wear.

    Meaning I will not be wearing my Jeff, Oteil and company shirt that I purchased from the corporate money grab that is ToTD productions. 😉

    If he had sold me a pin, I would be wearing that.. ToTD sell me a pin.

    ToTD I will send you a cell phone picture or two, but I am mostly a Grandpa when it comes to hand held technology.

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