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Hey, Billy. How many dicks you punch tonight?

“This many.”

Been drinking?

“Yessh.”

How many?

“This many.”

Really? That many?

“Yessh. But they were Staten Island Ice Teas.”

I think you mean Long Island.

“No: Staten Island. Pretty much the same drink, but its cousins are all racist cops.”

Ah.