Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Two Tickets Rising Up To Paradise

Bobby, I think that man is having a stroke.

“No, that’s his face. Do you know Johnny Cash?”


“Johnny Paycheck.”


“The Reverend Creflo Dollar?”

Eddie Money, Bob.

“I was in the ballpark.”

How’s Eddie?

“Keeps offering me tootski.”

Eddie loves a toot.

“And I think he wants to buy me a hooker.”


“Keeps saying ‘Something for your nose, something for your hose.'”

That’s unseemly.

“You bet.”


  1. Judging from his decorating, it seems that Eddie thinks he’s the wrong Eddie.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    January 12, 2017 at 9:53 am

    Cool – he is wearing the new tee shirt. Bobby, that is.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    January 12, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    ♫Bobby, hold on to him
    Your little red stool needs a shim♫

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