Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Uncle Jam Wants You

phil saluting

Hey, Phil.

“Sargeant Philbert J. Lesh! 420th Division, Sloppy Company: the Fightin’ Dickpunchers! Reporting for booty!”

You get into Bobby’s stash again?

“I didn’t not get into Bobby’s stash.”

Where is the 420th assigned to these days?

“Fighting ’em in Jamghanistan so we don’t have to fight ’em here!”

And your specialty?

“Bombardier, motherfucker.”

Get some.

“Oo-rah.”

1 Comment

  1. Four string basses are for Communists.

    Five string basses are for Fascists.

    But six string basses? Now that’s a real American hero bass.

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