Got dragged here by your mom?
“Yeah. It’s cool, whatever: get to stay in a hotel.”
Staying in hotels is awesome.
“We hung out by the pool and I met this other kid and we played Pokemon.”
Solid pokemanning there.
“Yeah, I beat the kid. He wasn’t very good, but it was fun.”
Not much of a Deadhead, are you?
“They’re all right.”
“My mom really likes them.”
Yeah. What are you into?
“Drake. Video games.”
This might be the opposite of Drake and video games.
“Kinda. Why do all the songs last twenty minutes?”
Tradition, I guess.
Listen, kid: you behave this weekend and your mom’s gonna hook you up. Trust me on this one.
And when you get home, check out a band called Slayer if you need some time away from your mom.”
“Are they like Drake?”