- Bar Mitzvah balloons with “Today, you are a Kreutzmann!” printed below the Stealie.
- Foie gras.
- Ant spray, but a very environmental one.
- Industrial centrifuge. (You have to question the decision-making process there: a Stealie is not enhancing the value of a centrifuge, let alone an industrial one. In fact, if I were the one buying centrifuges and saw one with a Stealie, I would buy the other one.)
- Plunger.
- Civilian-grade gas masks. (“WARNING! Do not expose to gas!”)
- Communion wafers.
- The Defense Technology© First Defense® CS spray (0.7%) MC Stream.
- In 1984, the band sold t-shirts depicting then-Premier Gorbachev of the then-extant Soviet Union with a Stealie replacing his trademark port-wine stain. (I would totally buy this shirt.)
- Stealie-shaped pinata that had doobies in it instead of candy, but also had some candy. (That is two objectively good ideas in a row.)
On a related note there was some popular Gorbachev blotter in the 90s.
gorby blotter?… cool.
saw some ronald reagan blotter being hawked outside on 8th ave. before the msg ’88 rain forest gig… i passed
Don’t tell ToTD this, but the first time I saw Dancing Bears associated with the band was in 1982 or so. They were printed in gold on some fabulous blotter.
Just did a little research and I found my memory was spot on – they even made an appearance in the DEA’s Microgram publication a few years later.
I have a stealie on my toaster
Hey, GDM, are you reading? Stealie dinner ware – flatware, cutlery, the whole schmear.