• Cockodile Yummy!

Wait, what?

  • Throw Another Twink On The Barbie!

Inappropriate.

  • Vagemite!

Jesus, no. What are you doing?

  • Upside-Down Homosexuals!

I demand you stop this right now.

  • Gay Marriage: What Does The Sax Player From INXS Think?

Who cares? End this bit; it’s offensive.

To who? Australians? Homosexuals?

Talented comedy writers.

Ow.

You deserved it.

I know. Still hurts.

Good.