Ha-ha: you forgot John Mayer was a Grateful Dead now, didn’t you? All caught up in the Stones and Wally’s presidential run and your families or whatever sad little bullshit occupies the part of your lives that TotD does not fill.
Welp: there ya go. Young John Mayer is, indeed, a full-fledged Grateful Dead.
Why did he ever break up with Taylor Swift: both of them seem to enjoy collecting famous people. (That is Keith Urban, who is both Australian and a country-and-western star, which makes him the white Iggy Azalea. He is or was married to Nicole Kidman, who cannot move her face. John Mayer can move his face, and he does frightful things with that ability.)
But Iggy Azalea is white
Aww.
Was that an “aww, darn it!” or was it an “aww, sweetheart, you’re so clueless”?
Because I’m not 100% sure that she’s white. She seems pretty damn white to me.
The second one.
It was a joke. Everyone involved is like an albino blizzard.
The second one.
It was a joke. Everyone involved is like an albino blizzard.
But keith Urban is whiter than Iggy Azalea, because he has also stolen the music of white people, whereas Iggy has stolen music from black people.
Oh, goodness. You must think I’m a fool. I was hoping it wasn’t a joke so as not to ruin it. From now on, I’m just going to assume that everything you say is sarcasm unless you tell me otherwise. I hope you understand that were we to know each other in real life, I wouldn’t be anywhere near as stupid as I seem online.
Fuckin white people, man.
http://theredlist.com/media/database/muses/icon/iconic_men/1970/iggy-pop/019-iggy-pop-theredlist.jpg
http://www.keithrichards.com/sites/g/files/g2000003076/f/styles/photo_detail_large/public/201307/4954556623_cf3f53302b.jpg
that one of iggy & keith? i saw it and immediately thought it was keef and an Applebee’s waitress……how nice said i. handsome couple.