Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Us Against Them


I used to be in a band; we weren’t good, but we were loud and we had a basement all to ourselves. We didn’t win the Battle of the Bands. Never got any chicks, man.

But, Jesus, we were loud.

Me and the drummer never got along, which is typical, but we were both teenagers and teenagers are fucking typical. If you had mean-mugged him, I would have cold-cocked you. He was my drummer and being in a band means something. It’s a tribe and you have to pick sides and I picked the side playing The Ramones, poorly, loudly.

We didn’t play Soldier Field for our 50th Anniversary. Singer’s in Louisiana, he’s an entomologist. Guitar player’s in Boston and he works in a recording studio. Drummer’s still a drummer.

And I’m here.

But I used to be in a band.


  1. Luther Von Baconson

    March 2, 2016 at 10:55 am

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