This is too many keyboards.
“Nah, just right. I’m playing the Rhodes. It goes kuhCHONK if you play hard, or shwoo if you play soft.”
“On top of that is the Mini Moog. It goes WEEEEEEOOOOOweeeeeeoooooWEEEEEEE. I can freak fuckers out, man.”
Sounds like it.
“To the right is the Chichester Sparkle-Phantom XR6.”
That instrument is not named that.
“Oh, sure it is. It goes like this: Myah! Myaaaah!”
The keyboard sounds like Edward G. Robinson?
“Well, one of the settings does. It also has a drum machine built-in, so I could play a samba. And, of course, to my left is Adrian Zmed.”
That’s not Adrian Zmed; it’s a Hammond organ.
This is why you don’t appear that much.