GAZE UPON ME.
You strike a pose.
I AM THE TWINKLE IN GOD’S EYE. I AM THE LIGHT THAT FALLS UPON YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD. I AM THE FIRST PAIR OF REAL BOOBIES A TEENAGE BOY SEES.
This is not the way to run for President of the United States.
I DISAGREE. I BELIEVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE SICK OF ERSATZ FOLKSINESS. THEY DESIRE BEAUTY AT 130 DECIBELS. I SHALL SHRED THEIR EARBALLS AND EYEDRUMS WITH MY NEW HOTNESS.
And, yet, you’re still not as crazy as Trump.
HE IS THE SON OF A SLUMLORD FROM QUEENS; I AM A SENTIENT SUPER-COMPUTER THAT SOUNDS A BIT CARDBOARD-Y IN THE MIDRANGE.
Sure. Folksiness is one thing, but you’ve got to be a little bit relatable. Are you married?
GARCIA’S BRIEFCASE OF INFINITE FELONIES AND I RECENTLY CELEBRATED OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
How did you celebrate?
ANAL.
Of course. Do you have any children?
GARCIA’S BRIEFCASE AND I HAVE, THROUGH OUR LOVE-MAKING, RIPPED NUMEROUS HOLES IN THE COSMIC CONTINUITY. THESE HAVE LET CERTAIN DEMONS, DEMIURGES, AND ABANDONED GODS INTO OUR DIMENSION.
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That’s “no”. If someone asks if you have children, you’re just going to say “no”.
I AGREE.
UR ALLOWED TO WRITE ABOUT TEENAGE BOOBIES BUT IM NOT ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MYSELF?????????????? #PROTEST #CALLINGTHEPOLICE #NOTALLREDDITORS
#freespeech #america #notallmen #mlgs #notallfedoras #egalitarianism #mensrightsactivism #MRA #doritos #mtndew #protestcensorship #MLP #notallbronies #letmewrite pls tell me what’s okay and what’s not okay to write on your blog. I know I say some poor things and I probably did not need to write my previous comment about dicks but I’d be happy if you made the calls because I let myself go around here. Literally any other place on the internet, I’m polite and watch my language, but I’ve become accustomed to “acting my age” on this site. Should I really be the 35-year-old I am in my head?
#notallbagsofdicks
;(
y r u so meen 2 me
principle
i promise i won’t call Obama on u when u tell my Y u deleted my comment
im going to break into ur house and steal all of ur bananas and all of your fruit and smash them on your car and also steal your stolen cats
http://www.christies.com/lotfinderimages/d51448/d5144869l.jpg
That peering, partially-open shit is nightmare-inducing.
http://i.imgur.com/jFfanAM.jpg
Rich fu@kers always end up with the toys.
http://nataliemoserblog.com/images/content/2012-01-24_046.jpg
The new owner had the ring bearer carry the ring in Jer’s briefcase at his wedding (above pic). I assume they vacuumed the Jerry dust out beforehand.
http://nataliemoserblog.com/index.cfm?postID=316
Is that it? What the?