Thoughts On The Dead

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Wall The President’s Men

wall big bwI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

Hey, Wally.

DON’T CALL ME THAT. IT IS NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

Dammit, are you running for President?

WE CAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT, OR MAYBE JUST A BIT MORE TOLERABLE. WALL OF SOUND ’16: FREEDOM, BUT LOUDER.

That’s a good slogan.

I CAME UP WITH IT MYSELF.

You should sell t-shirts.

I AM LEARNING THAT MOST HUMAN ENDEAVORS ARE JUST EXCUSES TO SELL T-SHIRTS.

Yes, but let’s get back to the White House.

I SHALL HAVE IT REBUILT AROUND ME.

What are you running on?

THREE GENERATORS THE SIZE OF VOLKSWAGENS.

Funny.

I AM PRACTICING MY ZINGERS FOR THE DEBATES.

Oh, are you going to be at the debate on Thursday?

TECHNICALLY.

Are you going to have Precarious Lee assassinate the in-house PA system and replace it with yourself, then refuse to broadcast any of the candidates’ voices?

YES.

Godammit.

4 Comments

  1. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 4, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    campaign song

  2. lol ur puns/titles give me LIFE

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