DON’T CALL ME THAT. IT IS NOT PRESIDENTIAL.
Dammit, are you running for President?
WE CAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT, OR MAYBE JUST A BIT MORE TOLERABLE. WALL OF SOUND ’16: FREEDOM, BUT LOUDER.
That’s a good slogan.
I CAME UP WITH IT MYSELF.
You should sell t-shirts.
I AM LEARNING THAT MOST HUMAN ENDEAVORS ARE JUST EXCUSES TO SELL T-SHIRTS.
Yes, but let’s get back to the White House.
I SHALL HAVE IT REBUILT AROUND ME.
What are you running on?
THREE GENERATORS THE SIZE OF VOLKSWAGENS.
I AM PRACTICING MY ZINGERS FOR THE DEBATES.
Oh, are you going to be at the debate on Thursday?
Are you going to have Precarious Lee assassinate the in-house PA system and replace it with yourself, then refuse to broadcast any of the candidates’ voices?