Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Walton, Family, Reunion

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“No, it’s me. Bill Walton.”

Oh, thank God. I thought someone had shaved a Wookiee.

“No, this is how I look. Y’know, I auditioned for that part, Chewie, for the original film.”

Really? Why didn’t you get it?

“Shattered my left tibia putting on the costume.”

You truly were hampered by injuries.

“I’m more machine than man, now.”

Sure. Mrs. Donna Jean, you look lovely.

“A woman’s beauty is God’s gift to the world.”

What about ugly women?

“They are the Devil’s bear trap.”

Good talk. Hi, Trix–

“Restraining order says you can’t have conversations with photographs of me.”

Seems kind of meta to put in a legal document.

“And, yet: here we are.”


  1. Walton’s creaky sinews are basically held together by a combination of scented candle wax, primeval asian herbs and crushed graham crackers.

    And if you didnt already know, his son Luke “Skywalker” Walton is making quite a name for himself out here in the Bay Area as the interim coach of the Golden State “Star” Warriors.
    Can you say 26-1 to start his career?

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    December 19, 2015 at 7:53 pm

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