The excitement! The glamour! The arthritic joints, and other kinds!
Welcome to TotD’s Tie-Dyed carpet, where we meet the stars coming to FTW and also, probably, John Mayer.
“Oh, hello, there.”
Bill, the entire Dead world wants to know who you’re wearing!
“T-shirt by Emiliano Zegna, cargo shorts are vintage Anna Sui.”
“I’m just fucking with you: Mickey snagged me a 6XL and I’ve been wearing the same boxer shorts since the playoffs.”
Great. Anything you want to say to Internet-Land?
“I’m just reminded of something Coach Wooden used to say–”
“–‘Bill,’ he’d say. ‘Never let a Puerto Rican know where you live.’ Smart man, huh?”
“Should I put my hand in the Mani-Cam?”