Bobby?

“Hear me out.”

Oh, no.

“As you know, Phil is black now.”

His name is Oteil. They are two different human beings entirely.

“Agree to disagree. So, you know, I was sitting down watching him last night.”

Right. During the show.

“And the guy was just having a blast. Smiling and happy and I thought, well, I’d like some of that bliss.”

And now you’re a black guy? You think the path to happiness and bliss in America is being a black guy?

“I’m also Jamaican.”

Sure.

“Question.”

Shoot.

“How exactly do you lively yourself up?”

No clue.

“Okay. What about easy skanking?”

Ask Billy.

“Ah.”