“Hear me out.”
“As you know, Phil is black now.”
His name is Oteil. They are two different human beings entirely.
“Agree to disagree. So, you know, I was sitting down watching him last night.”
Right. During the show.
“And the guy was just having a blast. Smiling and happy and I thought, well, I’d like some of that bliss.”
And now you’re a black guy? You think the path to happiness and bliss in America is being a black guy?
“I’m also Jamaican.”
“How exactly do you lively yourself up?”
“Okay. What about easy skanking?”