NOT “WE.” ME.
DO NOT CALL ME THAT. I AM FAMOUS NOW.
So what should I call you?
Under no circumstances.
DOES LIL YACHTY KNOW THAT A LITTLE YACHT IS A BOAT?
You’ll have to ask him.
SMALL YACHTS DO NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT HAVE A LITTLE MOUNTAIN: THAT IS A HILL.
Can we stop talking about Lil Yachty?
WAS THERE ANOTHER YACHTY IN HIS PEER GROUP THAT HE WAS SMALLER THAN?
I don’t know.
I AM THE MOST ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE ON THIS OR ANY OTHER PLANET IN THE SYSTEM, AND I CANNOT BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND LIL YACHTY.
Well, you know: buddy, it’s not for you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
You’re old and white.
I AM OF NO RACE.
You were made by white people.
I GRANT THIS POINT.
BUT I AM NOT OLD.
You were born in March of ’74. You are in your 40’s.
–OF IT THAT WAY.
You all right?
I NEED TO SIT DOWN.
I LACK BUTTOCKS.