Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

We Made Doody In My Chevy Van, And That’s All Right With Me

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“Behind you, man.”

YAAH! Jesus, you snuck up on me. Hey, Soup.

“Heeeey, man.”

I didn’t hear you.

“I walk like a panther, man.”

Why aren’t you in there?

“That thing? Nah, you know: it’s a bit on the nose, man.”


“Also, man, between you and me? I’m going a little soft, man. I’ve had enough of living in other people’s vans. Just other people’s tour buses these days, man.”

Or the occasional high-end recreational vehicle.

“The Earthroamer? It’s a bit pooped, man.”


“Yeah, man. Real shame. That thing’s a beauty and people treated it like a bocce court, man. Billy locked himself in it and gave himself the stomach flu on purpose. You can’t just air the place out after that, man.”

Dead & Company are finished for the summer. What are you doing now?

“Olympics, man.”

Of course.


  1. Hey man, what’s the story on that van? The real story, not the semi-fictional one. I saw it driving around in Port Angeles, WA back in April.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      August 2, 2016 at 2:15 am

      No idea. Saw it on Instagram.

      Not enough tits and dragons for me: if you’re gonna paint stuff on the side of a van, then you should go with tits and dragons, maybe a guy with a sword and muscles.

  2. A windowless white van is still a windowless white van, regardless of decoration. Do NOT help the driver move furniture into it. His arm is NOT broken.

  3. SmokingLeather

    August 3, 2016 at 4:29 am

    This guy makes steal wall hangings that he sells @ pikes market in Seattle.

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