“Leave me alone.”
I’ll leave you alone, mister. Alone in jail with your new butt-buddies. No pianos in jail.”
“It’s not a big deal. It’s pot.”
Pot is a very big deal. It leads to flakka.
Well, I guess you would know, Doobie Brother.
“Don’t tell Bobby.”
‘Don’t tell Bobby’? Are you kidding me? I have already called your Bobby at work and you just wait ’til he gets home, Doctor Bong.
“Aw, you told him? What did he say?”
He laughed at you for, like, ten minutes straight.
How you gonna get arrested for weed in 2015, Jeff?
“I’m as confused about as you are.”