Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?
“Smoking and drinking.”
That sounds fun.
“Well, you know, man: it is. Why people do it so much, right? Besides: when in France, drink and smoke.”
Is this that weirdo gig at the French guy’s house?
“There was gonna be a festival in Paris, or near there, anyway; got cancelled. We’re staying here, enjoying the hospitality; I think someone has a super 8 camera or something.”
Rich hippie benefactor?
“We do attract ’em, don’t we?”
Your hand looks like The Thing from The Thing.
“With Kurt Russel?”
“Great movie. Fuck off.”