Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Weathered And Lace

You look happy.

“Well, you know, it’s been 63 straight years of being polite to randos. Loses its luster after a while.”

Sure. That lady looks like she drives a Mercedes SUV.

“Throw a rock in Marin and you hit, like, a dozen of her.”

Not a lot of diversity?

“No, there’s Diversitea.”

Tea shop?

“Yup. But, uh, only white people go there. And work there. I will say that Te-Nahisi Coates’ new book is the talk of the town.”

Oh, people are reading it?

“I didn’t say that. They’re talking about it.”

Makes sense.


  1. I bet he was being nice to the rando, but paused to glare at the camera.

  2. those pants look mighty tight

  3. How long until he puts a pack of Pall Malls in that shirt pocket and starts wearing hotel slippers and baggie sweatpants on stage?

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    December 19, 2017 at 3:55 pm


  5. Fiji Water. Snob Appeal.
    (wait a minute, are we sure this isn’t his SiL?)

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