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Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?


Question, buddy.


The duck from the Hell in a Bucket video: whatever happened to it?


You named the duck Lorenzo.

“I didn’t name the duck anything; that was how he was introduced to me.”

Fine: Lorenzo. What happened to him?

“Ate him.”


“Oh, it wasn’t a meat thing: I ate him ritualistically. To gain his goosely powers and duckish abilities.”

Were you successful?

“In eating him? Yeah: ate the fuck out of him.”

No. Did you gain the abilities of a duck?

“Did a lot of swimming that summer and crapped on the lawn once or twice.”

So, kinda?

“I’d go with ‘kinda,’ yeah.”