“Grrr. Rrrrr. Shnarl.”
“Nargle nargle nargle woof.”
“–Weirwolf. Aw. Why can’t you be any fun?”
It would be more fun for everybody if you would move your left hand about five or six inches to the left.
“Well, like I told you: it’s tough to play slide guitar when you can’t see well.”
Funny how something always impedes your vision when you pick that thing up.
“Once, I was in the middle of a slide solo during Walkin’ Blues and Mickey threw Sea Monkeys in my eyes.”
“Didn’t I turn into a werewolf for real once?”
No. That was the punchline of the whole thing.
“Wasn’t that thing, like, five chapters?”
Something like that.
“And the punchline was ‘nothing happened?'”
“Funny how you’re not getting paid for this.”