Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What Else Does Donald Trump Not Realize Is Complicated?

He also seemed to express surprise at the complexity of the reform process. “I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject,” Trump said. “Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.” – Politico, 2/27/17

  • Feynman equations. (“Fermions go this way, bosons go that way. What’s so tough?”)
  • Raising children. (“Wife does it. Easy!”)
  • The digestive system of a panda. (“Bamboo goes in, poop comes out. What’s there to understand?”)
  • Gravity’s Rainbow. (“It’s about war and fucking.”)
  • The Hypertext Transfer Protocol. (“That’s cyber? Pssh. Ten-year-olds can do it.”)
  • Rocket science. (“It’s not brain surgery.”)
  • Brain surgery. (“It’s not rocket science.”)
  • Running a state-wide chain of supermarkets. (“Keep the place clean. Number one rule for a supermarket. Number two? Hot cashiers. After that, it all takes care of itself.”)
  • Organic chemistry. (“Organic, very organic. That’s what I’m about, organic. Great at the organic.”)
  • Bridge, card game. (“You know there’s a move in that game called the trump? Strong move.”)
  • Bridge, large object. (“Some hang on cables, some you put on things. You know: pylons, whatever. Simple.”)
  • The history of Chinese Manichaeism. (“Not tough!”)
  • The Dunning-Kruger Effect. (“Very basic stuff. I understand the Dunning-Kruger Effect completely. No one understands it better than me.”


  1. Constitutional representative democracy didn’t make the list?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      February 27, 2017 at 9:41 pm

      The list is technically infinite.

      It was the one question no one asked that slapdick: Mr. Trump, how does a bill become a law? Explain the steps.

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