Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What Have We Learned Today, Enthusiasts?

  • A reality show president might be taken down by a woman named Reality Winner, because 2017 is being written by Thomas Pynchon’s Mexican non-union counterpart, Tomas Pinga.
  • White people get disgruntled, brown people get radicalized.
  • Mr. Kellyanne Conway is not getting any tonight.
  • It’s possible to be too racist for Breitbart.
  • Glenn Greenwald can be trusted about as much as a mayo-slathered fish sandwich left on a radiator all night.
  • Turns out digital voting machines are just as easily hacked as phones, thermostats, baby monitors, cars, and every single other thing with a microchip in it.
  • These Russians are up to something.
  • Everyone’s a bot; you, too, probably.


  1. Also, Phil would not sit in so Oteil could go to Gregg’s funeral.
    (I guess he couldn’t given the premise behind the Fare thee Well shows was no more appearances together by the four surviving band members.)

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      June 5, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      Is this a fact or is this speculation? (I’m fine with both, but just for the record.)

      • first part is rampant speculation.
        second part was part of their pitch for those shows.

        feel bad for Oteil though.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    June 5, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    malaysian thrash metal band Catarrh.

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