Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What Really Matters

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Or maybe the LGBT crowd can fend for themselves and we can fight the real fight.

“WHAT DO WE WANT?”

Lillian Monster? How’d you get in here?

“I HEARD THERE WAS INJUSTICE! WHAT DO WE WANT?”

Please put the bullhorn down.

“ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHAT DO WE WANT?”

Fine. We want equal fonts for Je–

“AND WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”

Now?

“WE ALSO DEMAND THAT DEAD & COMPANY USE LOCALLY-SOURCED GUITAR STRINGS!”

Is that a thing?

“SECOND SET SUGAREE!”

Okay, I’m with you there.

“AND THE FONT THING!”

There you go.

7 Comments

  1. Also, they should be alphabetized and ordered the same way that the others are too, putting Oteil and Jeff first. Then the drummers. Then those other two guys. Fair is fair.

  2. Not to be harsh, but in order of replaceability. It would be too mean to list the most replaceable, but however you order the first 5.. the most important remains Jeff.

    Jeff is undoubtably the keystone in this crooked uneven arch.

    Who pulls the jams out of the fire when “the take the song for a walk in the woods” becomes.. “where are we, who are you, what is this, and what is going on?”

    Jeff does.

    Who takes the Jam to the next level, when you thought it could not go any further?

    Jeff does.

    Who listens to Bobby, listens to Oteil, listens to the drummers and listens to Josh.

    Jeff does.

    Who has a fully working set of ears?
    Jeff, and maybe Josh and Oteil.

    Who has a reasonable sense of timing and rhythm?
    Jeff, Oteil, and Billy.

  3. Now I am mad..

    I am going to make

    “Jeff, Oteil and the other guys”

    shirts to sell at the shows.

  4. Nothing but a total fail after Jerry’s passing. What a sorry bunch they’ve molded themselves into.

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