Or maybe the LGBT crowd can fend for themselves and we can fight the real fight.
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
Lillian Monster? How’d you get in here?
“I HEARD THERE WAS INJUSTICE! WHAT DO WE WANT?”
Please put the bullhorn down.
“ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHAT DO WE WANT?”
Fine. We want equal fonts for Je–
“AND WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”
“WE ALSO DEMAND THAT DEAD & COMPANY USE LOCALLY-SOURCED GUITAR STRINGS!”
Is that a thing?
“SECOND SET SUGAREE!”
Okay, I’m with you there.
“AND THE FONT THING!”
There you go.