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What We Talk About When We Talk About Dick’s

phishmagnaball“Dick’s!”

“Love Dick’s.”

“I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been thinking about Dick’s for weeks now.”

“Oh, I’ve been dreaming about Dick’s.”

“It’s caused some problems at home: my wife says that I’m obsessed with Dick’s.”

“There you go: I hide my love of Dick’s from my family.”

“Loved the ball; don’t get me wrong.”

“Great ball.”

“But, after you’re done with the ball–”

“–you want Dick’s.”

“Who’s talking?”

“Don’t worry about it, Page.”

“Okay.”

8 Comments

  1. If someone on this joke can make a Phish Dick’s joke that I haven’t heard at least 10 times in the last 5 years you will win an Internet No-Prize.

    • “on this joke”? on this board. whatever.

    • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

      September 4, 2015 at 8:04 pm

      A Phish, a Dead, and a Dick walk into a sandbar.

      Sandbartender says “What’ll you have?”

      They reply. “Mermaidmosa”. “Stella Blue Curaçao”. “Sex on the Beach”.

      Hilarity ensues.

      GET IT?!?!

  2. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    September 4, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    sometimes you need 2 Dick’s in your piehole

    http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ZTsju0JgR3H_aYJHDkAkLg/o.jpg

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