Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Whatever Became Of…

The Kriebel sisters went on a three-state murder spree; an off-duty Tallahassee sheriff named Skelton Mangrove shot them both in a Dairy Queen bathroom.

Suzanne Krinard wrote a series of unpublished children’s books; among the titles were Fire: Your Friend and Teacher and Mommy Thinks You’re Shit. She was decapitated in a pontoon boat accident in 1983.

Gerald Kunishige set several Vietnamese villages on fire while looking for Kurtz. Unfortunately, the war was the Gulf War.

Judy Kurtz was the Kurtz I was talking about.

Lori Kyle married a struggling haberdasher named Jerome Foote and moved to Reading, Pennsylvania. They divorced, and then she lost both feet to diabetes. “First, I lost a Foote; then, I lost my feet,” Lori likes to say. Some people would have lost their sense of humor, but not Lori.

Patrick Lampe was beaten to death by two sisters in a Dairy Queen bathroom in Tallahassee.

Barbara Landes went to medical school in San Felipe, a small island known for their shitty medical schools, and then moved to Hollywood. She has served as “The Abortionist to the Stars” for almost 40 years. Fun fact: without Barbara, there would be three more Kardashians.

Joy Langle never lost her head, even when she was giving head. Shoulda seen her go.

“Janet Larsen” was actually a 28-year-old Chinese man named Pyin Ming Ah.

Gail Latta married a man named Jim Forma; she is now known as Gail Forma-Latta.

No one knows what became of Bill Kreutzman after he punched the members of the Yearbook Club in their dicks for spelling his name wrong. Some say he still punches dicks to this day.

 

(Hat tip to the great Jesse Jarnow for sending me the link to the Ebay auction. You should all go buy his book.)

7 Comments

  1. it’s a whole new world on ebay!

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    March 2, 2017 at 11:16 am

    Note the spelling change in later life.

  3. My best friends dad who passed in the 90’s was a rodie for the dead. Any interest in getting either friends or widow’s info for an interview?
    Figure you could tell a mean yarn or get some unknowns about the dead.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      March 2, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      I would feel weird interviewing someone just for material to goof on. And doing an interview is actual work.

      Pass, but thank you.

      • No worries, keep it in mind down the road. Shedding some light on the rodie world, Love your precarious lee bits

  4. Had this one kicking around, sorry so low rez, from ’62 Paly High yearbook

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