ERMAGERD HE IS SO CUTE.
The secret Muslim?
Michelle Obama wants to send stormtroopers to our homes to force us to eat our vegetables.
I believe that now.
The Pope! Look at him! Look at how cool he is! He pets dogs!
What else did he do today?
Fuck, no. Apparently, women’s rights are pretty much limited to the right to shut their whore mouths and grow some more Catholics.
He and his organization privilege magic over reality.
The Pope said that?
It was the subtext of his address.
Oh. What was the text?
Love each other, something like that.
That guy’s got one speech.