Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What’s Black, White, And Oval All Over?

pope dog obama

ERMAGERD HE IS SO CUTE.

The dog?

No.

The secret Muslim?

No.

Broccoli Hitler?

No. What?

Michelle Obama wants to send stormtroopers to our homes to force us to eat our vegetables.

I believe that now.

The Pope! Look at him! Look at how cool he is! He pets dogs!

What else did he do today?

Speeches.

Good message?

Fuck, no. Apparently, women’s rights are pretty much limited to the right to shut their whore mouths and grow some more Catholics.

Anything else?

He and his organization privilege magic over reality.

The Pope said that?

It was the subtext of his address.

Oh. What was the text?

Love each other, something like that.

That guy’s got one speech.

Yeah.

3 Comments

  1. The clapping during Francis’ speech to Congress seemed out of place, like clapping in church or a wedding or something.

    Crowds have a very basic vocabulary basically clap or booh.. plus it is congress so it felt like insincere clapping.

    *this pope is so chill we are all on first name basis with him.

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