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What’s Black, White, And Rando All Over?

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Vacation. All I ever wanted.”

Yeah?

“Happy to get away.”

This is Hawaii?

“If not, then Taj’s hand gesture is inappropriate.”

Wow, Taj Mahal.

“He’s smaller in person.”

You talking about the guy or the building, Bobby?

“Yup.”

You’re playing a show while you’re there, right?

“Well, yeah. You bet. Best kind of vacation is one someone else pays for.”

Got that right. Where you playing?

“Private party for some billionaire.”

Rock and roll.

“Neither of my daughters’ colleges accept teenage rebellion and principled stands against The Man as tuition.”

You’re not wrong. Isn’t Phil on Hawaii, too?

“Different island.”

And you’re playing with Billy?

“Yup.”

Anyone call Mickey?

“Nope.”

Have a good time, Bob.

“Always.”

5 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    You know who happened to be in Hawaii at the time?

  2. mrcompletely

    it’s always good to see ol’ Hand-On-Chin

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    is that jackie earle haley in the centre?

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      That looks almost precisely unlike Jackie Earle Haley. I thought he kinda looked like Eddie Van Halen.

      • Luther Von Baconson

        definitely a tri-named guy. good selection of sweeteners too, the Sweetener Holder is jammed packed.

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