Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

What’s The Opposite Of Bravo?

Is it tough being famous? Sure. Do I miss being an anonymous genius, now that I’m a merely a genius? Of course. Would I give it up? Not on your life.

“Hey, Thoughts on the Dead! Does your penis need touching?”

It’s so I can’t leave the house sometimes, but I feel like my celebrity is a good thing; not because of the good it can help me accomplish, but for the private gain it can help me accrue.

Why spend so much time goofing on a semi-defunct choogly-type band? Beats me; this wasn’t the dream. I wanted to be a salvage diver, or a disgraced congressman, or invent a machine that did things to trees.

No one ever said that life was fair.

How else do we know that life is not fair? Well, these two men are multi-millionaires:

andy cohen john mayer

13 Comments

  1. Hey! Called to listen to your fifteen minutes and in the process I won tickets to the New York showing. Thanks, pal. You’re a gentleman and a scholar.

  2. I heard your last 30 seconds as I got in the car after the Phillies game. Your name is Rick?
    Who is the little fellow with Mayer?

  3. Robin Russell

    June 28, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    Is that a rainbow behind those two guys? It doesn’t look like any rainbow I have ever seen.

    • That’s actually the Coming of the Fourth Voldronii, the Bringer of the McKittrick Supplication.

      • Robin Russell

        June 28, 2015 at 7:32 pm

        Who can the weather command?

        It certainly dictates what I am wearing.

      • Robin Russell

        June 28, 2015 at 8:21 pm

        Not that unpredictable. Mostly my wardrobe is full of T shirts and shorts. I wear shorts around the house and add the T shirts when I go out, to create the illusion of respectability. However, since most of my T shirts would fit right in with Mickey’s selection, the practised eye is able to penetrate my disguise.

        Because it is either hot and humid or hot and raining, a golf umbrella is a useful accessory.

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